░may you wake upon death.░
╟virgo sun, capricorn moon, scorpio rising╢
╟mercury in virgo, venus in leo and mars in taurus╢
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate
foreverparched said: Omg have you watched knights of sidonia? It's awesome it's on netflix like the humans evolved and eat through photosynthesis and fly huge mech bots called gardes to defend their mini space ship colony flying through space
finished all of it. it was taaastyyy